Las quejas de un tonto

a-random-fandom: Step 1: Admit to yourself you still have...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:25:25 -0500

Step 1: Admit to yourself you still have feelings for this girl: “I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.”

Step 2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club. And get shot down on purpose.

Step 3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, “I’m done trying to get you. I can’t do it anymore,” which will drive Robin nuts.

Step 4: Robin goes nuts.

Step 5: Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world and ask for her help. Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.

Step 6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.

Step 7: Pretend to be dating Patrice.

Step 8: Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Patrice, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.

Step 9: After Patrice finds The Playbook, have your first big fight.

Step 10: Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning The Playbook. And actually burn it. You don’t need it anymore.

Step 11: Because your friends have no boundaries, they’ll inevitably have an intervention for Robin, which you’ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily’s apartment.

Step 12: Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice.

Step 13: Wait and see if Ted tells Robin, and if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.

Step 14: Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbook, the last play you’ll ever run.

Step 15: Robin realizes she’s standing underneath a mistletoe.

Step 16: Hope she says yes.

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Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:19:56 -0500

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Thu, 06 Dec 2012 05:30:35 -0500

9gag: Bad ass Santa!

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 07:41:19 -0500

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“I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I am a guy who...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:54:01 -0500

“I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I am a guy who has faked loved his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming, and humbling. And even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more that I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably, in love with her. More than she knows.”

- Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

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Fri, 09 Nov 2012 08:57:49 -0500

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:30:17 -0500

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unibersidadngpilipinas: markeethegravee: Maam Mikki Fudolig,...

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 05:18:52 -0400

unibersidadngpilipinas:

markeethegravee:

Maam Mikki Fudolig, 16 year old, youngest student to graduate from the UP in recent years and one of only two admitted to the state university without a high school diploma and without taking the UP College Admission Test.

She earned Ze BS Physics which is a five year course here in UPd.

Hello Ma’am Mikki! Magka age lang kami ni ma’am. :) Take note! Assistant College Secretary na siya ng UP Diliman, College of Science. :)

(via unibersidadngpilipinas)